Hey there, folks. Welcome to another episode of bootleg Rap Ranter! I'm your host, JK the Junior Kritic! This series had a bit of a rocky start, but it has improved. Dib vs Zim is looking really promising from what I've seen. But we're here to look at the first battle for this series, 'cause those are always good: Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai.
Now first of all, this is an I can see some connections: talking animals with opposite personalities Kind of , but there are way better opponents for these two. As usual, lyrics will be in bold and my comments will be in italics. Will this trilogy be Eggscellent? Or is it not as magical as it seems? Let's get started. Mordecai, why are you talking? I know you're going first, but can you wait a little?
Impatient douche. Oh no! This doesn't sound like Mordecai at all! Yeah, it's probably hard to get someone who sounds like him, but at least then try to do an impression yourself.
Why Sony specifically? Why not Nintendo or XBox? Or was this just to find something that rhymed with pony? At least you didn't say phony. Hello, Pinkie Pie! Bye, Pinkie Pie! Hello Applejack! Yeah, she did lie a few times but fpr the most part, she sticks to her element. Sweet Celestia, Mordecai! When did you get so violent? Also, have fun trying to do that. She's probably faster than you'll ever be. And the violence continues!
If your point of turning Rainbow into a Big Mac is to teach her a lesson, maybe try consider doing something that won't involve kiling. Then she won't learn 'cause, well, she's dead. Ok, that actually had some emotion there. Props for that. But when did she get on your nerves? You're battling Twilight, not Dashie. So far, no actual disses on Twilight.
